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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"
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"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"
"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."
"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"
"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? *To get to the other side.*"
"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"
"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"
"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."