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Joke of the Day
"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"
Next Joke
"Every day I learn something new as a parent. Today I learned I can't sit through my daughter's violin recital without a desire to die."
"Complete Guide to Understand Women ..............................."
"why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride"
"Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky."
"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"
"I'm really starting to regret dating a dentist... she's always asking me to talk about about my fillings."
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."
"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"