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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"
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"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"
"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
"How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste."
"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"Swallow it dammit, it's good for you Your Pride"
"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"
"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"