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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the ""ad homonym"" attack? ... It's not what it sounds like."

"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."

"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"I'm never buying clothes for my kids again Dang baby goats just eat everything!"

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."

"Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I'll probably live forever."

"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."

"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."