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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."
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"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"
"Germans today are so lazy; It's been more than 70 years since they last invaded their neighbors"
"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"
"When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)"
"A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ""I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."" The bartender asks, ""Why the big pause?"""
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."
"Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon."
"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."
"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."