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Joke of the Day

"Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon."

"Hey guys I need some help. My assignment's asking how would humans function without their brain. I can't think of anything..."

"Who is Gary Johnson? I don't Aleppknow"

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao."

"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""

"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."

"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."