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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."

"*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter* Her: Did you want to buy that? Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while."

"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables. A cannibal."

"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."

"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."

"either my xbox is broken, or it wants to get married and start a family... because it's done playing games with me."

"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."

"I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back"

"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"