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Joke of the Day
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."
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"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."
"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."
"Sex is like a key and a lock. If a lock can be opened by any key, it's useless. If a key can open any lock, that is a good fucking key."
"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count."
"What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water? One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink."
"I heard a woman got hit by a motorcyclist the other day... It made me wonder, who the fuck rides a motorcycle into someone's kitchen?"
"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"