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Joke of the Day

"Germans today are so lazy; It's been more than 70 years since they last invaded their neighbors"

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"Why is it illegal to commit suicide? You aren't allowed to damage the government's property."

"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds."

"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."

"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."

"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"