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Joke of the Day

"There is a big difference between ""friends"" and ""Facebook friends"""

"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"

"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."

"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."

"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"