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Joke of the Day

"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."

"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"

"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."

"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black."

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"

"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."

"[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-"

"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"