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Joke of the Day

"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."

"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."

"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."

"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."

"What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod"

"[enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful"

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos."

"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."

"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""