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Joke of the Day

"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."

"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"

"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."

"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months."

"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."