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Joke of the Day

"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."

"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."

"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"

"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."

"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"

"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."

"I had a serious talk with my girlfriend after she told me about her rape fantasy. It actually went pretty well too... Ending with me whispering in her ear, ""shut the fuck up or I cut you bitch"""