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Joke of the Day
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
Next Joke
"Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"
"Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink? 5yo: I don't have poison on my fingers! Me: But why did you....wait, what?"
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."
"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"
"My social life. /thread"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."