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Joke of the Day

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."

"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."

"[Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit"

"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"TIFU by having the bomb squad called to my party. They said it was the bomb."