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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"
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"Did youhear about the Newfie abortion clinic? It's so busy there's a twelve month waiting list."
"How to ride an escalator Step 1."
"[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns 18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway."
"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"
"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."
"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""
"How do you put out a maxipad fire? You tampon it."