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Joke of the Day

"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"

"science defines a baby as ""a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"""

"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"

"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"

"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"