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Joke of the Day

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"

"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."

"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"

"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"

"So I'm banging this chick and she looks back and me and says, ""DADDY I'm CUMMINGGG"".... So I say ""Hi Cumming, I'm Dad""."