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Joke of the Day

"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"

"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""

"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""

"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"

"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"

"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."

"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"Coworker: ""How'd you get that cut above your eye?"" Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* ""STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"""