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Joke of the Day
"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"
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"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."
"To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous."
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"I like my girl like I like... Reddit Unexpectedly down on me!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"
"Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."
"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."
"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."