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Joke of the Day
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you."
"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."
"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."
"Your momma so fat... Yo momma is so fat when she is playing Pokemon go she can see all pokemons on her cell phone"
"[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal? Destruction of government property."
"It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: ""Just be myself."""
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"
"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."