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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"
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"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama"
"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."
"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""
"Two young hot girls in bed. k"
"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"
"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."
"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"