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Joke of the Day

"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."

"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."

"What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"

"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."

"I asked a chinese girl for her number And she said "" SEX SEX SEX! FREE SEX TONIGHT! I replied ""wow!"" Then, her friend said ""I'm sorry, she meant, 6663629."

"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"

"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""

"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"

"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 million."