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Joke of the Day

"After #Brexit, the pound crashed... ...it's down to ten ounces."

"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"A couple of my friends tried to steal a statue last night... But it turned out to be a bust."

"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."

"What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person."

"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."

"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."