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Joke of the Day
"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."
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"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"
"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."
"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."
"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."
"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."
"How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute? Go to England and buy something"
"We'd love to offer you the job [My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250 tweet! ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won't be needing to work anymore"
"Siri, fight Alexa."