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Joke of the Day

"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."

"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"

"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."

"The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month"

"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."

"My dad turns 60 today. Only 9 more years until I can make the kind of jokes that'll show him what a shining beacon of disappointment I am."

"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."