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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"
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"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."
"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"
"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."
"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"
"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."
"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."