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"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"
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"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"
"A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left. If you see something, say something."
"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."
"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head?"
"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."
"A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."