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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."
Next Joke
"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"
"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"
"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."
"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."
"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."
"I like my women like I like my Twinkies.. Cream-filled"
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread"