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Joke of the Day

"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"

"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"

"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."

"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"

"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"

"The plural of ""person on Segway"" is ""losers."""

"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"