208022
Joke of the Day
"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"
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"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."
"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"
"Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you Tim Vine"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Seven Eight Nine!"
"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"
"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."
"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."