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Joke of the Day

"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"

"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."

"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."

"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!"

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"