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Joke of the Day

"Shoes from a drug dealer I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"Did you park the car in the garage? Wife arrives back home. Husband asks her: ""Did you park the car in the garage?"" She responds: ""Partly"""

"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."

"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."

"Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film ""Back to the Future II"" showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we've got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars."

"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."