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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are baking in the oven. One looks at the other and says ""it sure is getting hot in here, whew!"" The other muffin looks back and says ""Holy Shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was."

"I don't like drive-thru's I think it's money out the window."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"

"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."