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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."
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"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."
"Had sex with a deaf and blind paraplegic girl. Fucked her senseless."
"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"
"""Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!"""
"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"
"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."
"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"
"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""