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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."
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"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"
"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."
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"So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title, then repeats it for no goddamn reason."