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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist? Two syllables."
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"Thanks to Twitter, I can't go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?"
"How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey."
"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eyeeeeeeeeee"
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."
"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"