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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."
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"I'm gonna be honest with you... Particle accelerators give me a hadron."
"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."
"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."
"Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dickhead, I can let you know about it."
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""
"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!"