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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey."
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"Sometimes I just want to slap the stupid out of people, but I'm worried it'd take up my entire day"
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"
"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."
"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"
"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."
"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."