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Joke of the Day
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."
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"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."
"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."
"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("
"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"
"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
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"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"