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Joke of the Day
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."
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"TIFU by locking up an underage girl in my sex dungeon Whoops, wrong sub"
"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."
"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"
"Hello 911. ""He's back what do I do?"" Brent? ""Yes"" It's the just the mailman remember ""Ok, sorry."" Bye ""Wait, he put something in my mailbo"
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
"Hop on Pop is a fun children's book, Hop on Cop is illegal."
"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"
"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."
"What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling? You belong."