201399

Joke of the Day

"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""

"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"

"Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic"

"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"

"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"

"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"

"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."

"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."