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"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."

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"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"
"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."
"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."
"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."
"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."
"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."
"Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza."
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