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"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"
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"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"
"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."
"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"
"The minus sign tried to explain to the plus sign how multiplication works, ... ... but he only understood sum of it."
"[Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid."
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"
"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."
"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."