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Joke of the Day
"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."
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"What color are Margaery's eyes ? Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!"
"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"FUNNIEST FIGHT EVER!!!! JUST JOKE VIDEOS"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!"
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."
"I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years."
"If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!"
"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"