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Joke of the Day

"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."

"This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas? It's a cover version."

"Tofu is over rated... It's just a curd to me."

"A gymnast walks on a bar."

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"Businesses in Ferguson could have saved so much trouble just by changing their front signs. They could have saved their stores by changing the sign to say: ""[Owner Name]'s Fine Work Boots"""

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"Vanilla sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole week."

"Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes."

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."