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Joke of the Day
"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"
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"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."
"What do you call a stuck up slut? Cuntseeded"
"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"
"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"
"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."