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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"Fact about apple car It has Windows"

"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."

"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."

"""I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!"" (Seductively takes baby dragon out of Gucci purse & lights cigarette.)"

"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"

"If republicans stand up and clap I get a shot, if democrats stand up and clap I have to buy someone a shot who can't afford it. #sotu"

"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"