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Joke of the Day

"Fact about apple car It has Windows"

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."

"My daughter demanded she be treated like a princess... so I married her off to secure an alliance with the French."

"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ? A historepost."

"The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it's okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich"

"There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell."