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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."

"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."

"What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity? Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!"

"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later"

"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"

"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"

"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."

"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"