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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."

"What's the average lifespan of an owl? About six and a half books."

"Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth? That would be a midwife crisis"

"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."

"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."

"Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case."

"If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem"