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Joke of the Day
"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"
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"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"[at gym] me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it] cute girl: you don't have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying"
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"I put my phone on airplane mode and now I can't bloody find it"
"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"
"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."