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Joke of the Day
"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."
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"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"
"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"
"What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert? Pot pie."
"Yo mama so fat when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye."
"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"
"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."