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Joke of the Day
"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."
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"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."
"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"
"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"
"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."
"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."
"Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t"" Prince Harry"
"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"
"My brother committed suicide and didn't leave a note. How inconsiderate of him. I mean, would it have killed him to leave a note?"