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Joke of the Day
"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."
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"When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird."
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"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."
"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."
"I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste."
"I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."
"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."