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Joke of the Day
"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"
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"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"
"My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed. There were no grounds for dismissal."
"This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an ""X"" instead of ""Christ"". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360"
"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"
"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering."
"My wife is scrolling through Netflix to see what shows I watched between now and when she asked me to vacuum. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."